Sunday, December 20, 2009

Cute Cookie Rules :)

If only this were true!!  I received this cute cookie rules e-mail this morning & thought I would share it with you!!


Cookie Rules...

 1.      If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free.

 2.      If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookie calories.

 3.      If a friend comes over while you're making your Christmas cookies and needs to sample, you must sample with your friend..  Because your friend's first cookie is calories free, (rule #1) yours is also.  It would be rude to let your friend sample alone and, being the friend that you are, that makes your cookie calorie free.

 4.      Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to your feet and eventually fall off as you move.  This is due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass.

 5.      Any calories consumed during the frosting of the Christmas cookies will be used up because it takes many calories to lick excess frosting from a knife without cutting your tongue. 

 6.      Cookies colored red or green have very few calories.  Red ones have three and green ones have five - one calorie for each letter.  Make more red ones!

 7.      Cookies eaten while watching "Miracle on 34th Street" have no calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.

 8.     As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breaking
Causes calorie leakage.

 9.      Any cookies consumed from someone else's plate have no calories since the calories
Rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to their plate.
 We all know how calories like to CLING!

10.     Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed have no calories because cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have calories.  It's a rule!

So, go out and enjoy those Christmas Cookies - we only get them this time of year!


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The Dash! said...

Fantastic cookie laughs there - I loved this. Debi, I hope you have a really lovely Christmas and I am so glad you quickly became a part of our blogging community as you are just the loveliest lady who I'm glad is now my friend.
Merry Christmas
Cara xxx

Debi said...

You are sooo sweet Cara! I am glad that I found this community as well. I also feel lucky to have found so many that I call my friends.

Especially you!! You are always one of the 1st, if not the 1st, to give praise & good wishes. I hope to be able to meet with you some day, if Walt & I ever get to Australia, like we would love to do!!

Merry Christmas My Friend!!
Debi xxx

Linda said...

So funny- I've been hitting the cookies a little hard this weekend, so I may observe them :)

Debi said...

I know!! My DH made a batch of Oatmeal cookies last week & then made another batch of Oatmeal/Orange Wedge Candy cookies last night!!

Tina said...

ahh if only it were true---I actually had my surgeon shake his finger at me as I left his office last time. He said while shaking...SAY No TO THE COOKIES! NO MATTER WHO IS OFFERING OR WHAT THEY SAY DO NOT EAT IT.

I have not been perfect by any means but my cookie consumption is way down this year!

Debi said...

That's funny Tina! Your Doctor shaking his finger!! Anyway, yes I too have not consumed nearly as much as I would have pre band, but I have been eating them!!